Recently, I did my top picks on the best Men on Sex and the City. Did you miss it? Click HERE to read it.
I decided to do the opposite. There were many men in SATC and although many of them were good looking, most of them were duds. Almost all the men in SATC never last than more than one episode. I guess you could say men on this show is disposable, but I like to quote Charlotte, “Don’t laugh at me, but maybe we could be each others soulmates? And then we could let men be just these great nice guys to have fun with?” That’s my favoriate quote from Mrs. Charlotte York Goldenblatt. She will always be known as the romantic.
Unlike my other lists, list order does count.
10. Ray King
AKA The ADD Jazz Man
Great love maker doesn’t always mean great lover. Ray’s lack of attention span to keep a conversation with Carrie is what killed this pseudo relationship. If he took Adderall maybe this relationship would’ve worked.
9. Vaughn Wysel
AKA Mr. Jennifer Anisten. (Sorry I couldn't remember his nickname.)
Every met a guy with the best mother? Well, Carrie did. Vaughn fell flat on his love making skills and was too ashamed to work it out. His lack of communication and lack of ownership is what killed this relationship before it even took off. Carrie had no problem saying goodbye to Vaughn, but she couldn’t say goodbye to his mother.
8. Jake
AKA The douchebag
Oh Jake, Jake, Jake. He is the guy who points and laugh when you trip and fall on your face. He can’t help himself. So, when he pointed out Carrie’s Single and Fabulous? article, she went running. He is not the relationship type, just a really good lay.
AKA The LA Guy
Keith convinced Carrie that he was a big time publicist or producer in LA, but she soon find out that he was the personal assistant to Matt Damon. Way to keep it classy, buddy. He was not money (reference from which movie?? Comment!)
6. Bill Kelley
AKA The Politician
Bill was suave, dapper, and smooth talker. At first, I like him. He had potential, even after he asked Carrie to pee on him. I am happy to say she didn’t. Phew. The reason why he landed on this list and not the good one is because his advisors told him to stop seeing her because she was a sex columnist. He dropped her like a bad habit. Well, revenge is best serve cold, Carrie admited to the whole Tri State area that Mr. Politician man likes it when he gets peed on. Oh yay!
AKA The Young Guy
Skipper was Miranda’s pseudo boyfriend. His puppy dog demeanor and some-what obsessive facuation with Miranda was down right disgusting. He once broke up with his girlfriend, while he was inside of her. Why you ask? Because Miranda wanted him. Gross.
AKA Mr. Wright for Samantha
Richard was the only man that made Samantha believe that love does exist. She truly did love him and although she loved Smith, I think she loved Richard more. All that change when Samantha found out he was cheating on her.
AKA The Russian
Carrie’s LAVA (lover) was very romantic. Out of all the men in SATC, he knows how to woo a woman. Too bad, he abandon Carrie during his art revealed show. I guess in a way, he is very selfish, but not in a noticeable way. He made Carrie quit her job and move to Paris to live with him. Now Carrie, with no job, friends, or Russian is all alone. No cool.
2. Julian
AKA The Old Guy
While working at Vogue, Carrie had a hard time writing about fashion. Shocking, I know. Julian, a editor at Vogue, served as a father figure for Carrie. She trusted him until the moment he decided to pull his pants down in the Vogue’s goodie closet. I hate men like him. They pretend that they want to help you, but in the end they just want to sleep with you. Bait and switch, I tell ya.
1. Jack Berger
AKA Burger
ARGH! Berger is a great guy with some major issues. After his book deal went south, Berger began shutting down. Who can blame him? Compared to Carrie’s successful book career, he couldn’t handle having a more successful woman. This is the man who argued that a New York woman wears a scrunchy. A SCRUNCHY! Who wears a scrunchy out in public, come on. The reason why he landed in the number 1 spot is how he broke up with Carrie….on a post it!
"I'm sorry. I can't. Don't hate me."
OOOOH, that makes me so mad. Who breaks up with someone on a POST IT?!?!? Berger does.
Well, there you go. My top 10 worst men of SATC.
What’s your list?
Oh, how much I agree on Berger and the Russian! Really, what’s worse? Now I’ll go to check your best SATC BFs, I love lists!
Thanks, I’m glad some people still appreciate Sex and the City. You would think these list would be easy to build, but I had a hard time with them. I love making lists. I don’t know what’s my next list. Thanks for stopping by!
LOOOVE Sex and the City! I actually like Skipper! Hes so nerdy its funny lol
Skipper is somewhat lovable, but I always felt that he was replaced by Steve. Is it just me? LOL. I feel like Steve and Skipper is almost the same character, except Steve is more manly. Maybe it’s just me. Thanks for stopping by!
What about David Duchovny? Didn’t he play a guy in a mental institution?! That guys was pretty sketch haha!
I love how you find David Duchovny sketchy and I absolutely adore him. LOL. Nah, he was kinda sketch. I would be weirded out if my high school bf found me and told me he was in an institution. How about you?