Recently, I did my top picks on the best Men on Sex and the City. Did you miss it? Click HERE to read it.
I decided to do the opposite. There were many men in SATC and although many of them were good looking, most of them were duds. Almost all the men in SATC never last than more than one episode. I guess you could say men on this show is disposable, but I like to quote Charlotte, “Don’t laugh at me, but maybe we could be each others soulmates? And then we could let men be just these great nice guys to have fun with?” That’s my favoriate quote from Mrs. Charlotte York Goldenblatt. She will always be known as the romantic.
Unlike my other lists, list order does count.
10. Ray King
Great love maker doesn’t always mean great lover. Ray’s lack of attention span to keep a conversation with Carrie is what killed this pseudo relationship. If he took Adderall maybe this relationship would’ve worked.
9. Vaughn Wysel
Every met a guy with the best mother? Well, Carrie did. Vaughn fell flat on his love making skills and was too ashamed to work it out. His lack of communication and lack of ownership is what killed this relationship before it even took off. Carrie had no problem saying goodbye to Vaughn, but she couldn’t say goodbye to his mother.
Oh Jake, Jake, Jake. He is the guy who points and laugh when you trip and fall on your face. He can’t help himself. So, when he pointed out Carrie’s Single and Fabulous? article, she went running. He is not the relationship type, just a really good lay.
Keith convinced Carrie that he was a big time publicist or producer in LA, but she soon find out that he was the personal assistant to Matt Damon. Way to keep it classy, buddy. He was not money (reference from which movie?? Comment!)
6. Bill Kelley
Bill was suave, dapper, and smooth talker. At first, I like him. He had potential, even after he asked Carrie to pee on him. I am happy to say she didn’t. Phew. The reason why he landed on this list and not the good one is because his advisors told him to stop seeing her because she was a sex columnist. He dropped her like a bad habit. Well, revenge is best serve cold, Carrie admited to the whole Tri State area that Mr. Politician man likes it when he gets peed on. Oh yay!
Skipper was Miranda’s pseudo boyfriend. His puppy dog demeanor and some-what obsessive facuation with Miranda was down right disgusting. He once broke up with his girlfriend, while he was inside of her. Why you ask? Because Miranda wanted him. Gross.
Richard was the only man that made Samantha believe that love does exist. She truly did love him and although she loved Smith, I think she loved Richard more. All that change when Samantha found out he was cheating on her.
Carrie’s LAVA (lover) was very romantic. Out of all the men in SATC, he knows how to woo a woman. Too bad, he abandon Carrie during his art revealed show. I guess in a way, he is very selfish, but not in a noticeable way. He made Carrie quit her job and move to Paris to live with him. Now Carrie, with no job, friends, or Russian is all alone. No cool.
While working at Vogue, Carrie had a hard time writing about fashion. Shocking, I know. Julian, a editor at Vogue, served as a father figure for Carrie. She trusted him until the moment he decided to pull his pants down in the Vogue’s goodie closet. I hate men like him. They pretend that they want to help you, but in the end they just want to sleep with you. Bait and switch, I tell ya.
1. Jack Berger
ARGH! Berger is a great guy with some major issues. After his book deal went south, Berger began shutting down. Who can blame him? Compared to Carrie’s successful book career, he couldn’t handle having a more successful woman. This is the man who argued that a New York woman wears a scrunchy. A SCRUNCHY! Who wears a scrunchy out in public, come on. The reason why he landed in the number 1 spot is how he broke up with Carrie….on a post it!
OOOOH, that makes me so mad. Who breaks up with someone on a POST IT?!?!? Berger does.
Well, there you go. My top 10 worst men of SATC.
What’s your list?